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[04 Apr 2005|06:26pm]
For the record:
this journal is no longer the journal of NJ.
her journal is now at digitalxash
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[02 Apr 2005|01:49pm]
In about 10mins time, this journal will become the property of Kaleb.

NJ's new journal is digitalxash .
She will have re-added you all as friends shortly.
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[01 Apr 2005|05:57pm]
community service announcement --->
a very nice young man has reuqested my LJ username, as it's signifigant to a username he's been using for a few years. being the victim of a username war myself (i don't care what that DJ fucker says, i was totally kid-kenobi first), i was happy to oblige. so, in a few days, i'll now be posting on my now former icon journal, digitalxash . i'll make an announcement when it actually happens.

last night --->
bestest night ever. fell in love with the support band, a melbourne trio called the vasco era. love discovering new music. femmes were awesome too, gordy and i kept pulling faces at each other, and victor blew me kisses. $5.50 for a middy sucks ass, but the gig was totally worth it. wish i could've got a vasco era tshizzle + their EP.

other shiz --->
jen + i had a wonderful michael j fox fest on thursday. she's one of the best people ever. watching futurama dvds makes me really miss the show... the commentary is great, like a bunch of teenage guys sitting in a circle, watching tv and getting stoned. starting to get excited about this writing gig, it'll be the first thing i've done (properly) since ye olde high school monthly magazine.
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[31 Mar 2005|02:30pm]
Spending today with Jen, having a Mikey J Fox movie fest... if three movies can be considered a fest. But they were the only three at the vid store. Doc Hollywood, The Secret of my Success and Back to the Future. I was pissed that they didnt have The Concierge, mostly because EVERY MOVIE STORE IN THE WORLD HAS A COPY.

Looks like I'll be writing music articles for an online mag called The Effect. It's early stages yet, but you can check it out here: The Effect.
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[30 Mar 2005|12:33pm]
- i slept uber funny last night, so now my neck is killing me. boo!
+ had a dream about m*a*s*h. boo-urns! and you were there, and you were there...
- gotta go fork over cash to pay car rego
+ i get to drive my car! whee!
+ violent femmes tomorrow night!
- missed the OC last night. anyone tape it?
+ wrestlemania party at gary's house!
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[29 Mar 2005|10:41pm]
Just got back from dinner with Scott's McFamily. We went to some restaurant in a slightly scungy motel near the airport, where Scott's mum and her friends are staying the night before they fly out to Bali tomorrow. Makes sense I guess, they had to drive 8 hours just to get to the hair port. The highlight of the evening? COOPERS PALES FOR $4! I had a seafood basket, and Scott had a steak. Mine was nummy... tho it's hard to get a seafood basket wrong, really, beyond stringy calamari.

Gotta go re-license the car tomorrow. Though I love my car with a fiery, unnatural passion, forking out so much just to be able to drive it sucks a hell of alot of ass.

Might get to go to Femmes on Thursday night. We'll see, I guess. If we do, I'm sure muchos photos will be abound.

Gave notice at work today, so I get a few weeks off before I start the new gig. Yaay for time off.
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[28 Mar 2005|07:45pm]
[ mood | sad ]

RIP Hesto.
Always take the weather with you.

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[27 Mar 2005|08:03pm]
what a boring weekend. i mean, generally a boring weekend = relaxing, but this many days just sitting around at home can get a bit much.

Went nuts making Ben icons before. All at my icon journal.

watched 'Saved!' last night, which was cute. not as funny as i was hoping, tho it was cool to see Macaulay Culkin in a movie that didn't suck. i'm still waiting to see the movie he's in with seth green, but i always forget what it's called.

watching futurama season 4 at the moment. such an awesome show.
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[25 Mar 2005|10:41pm]
currently watching finding nemo. i've decided i like this better than the incredibles, in terms of rewatchability.
"jellyman, offspring. offspring... jellyman."
"oh. big fella, whale. okay... maybe he only speaks whale? wwwwweeeeeee nnnnnneeeeeeddddd tooooooo fiiiiiiinnnndddd hiiiiiissss sonnnnnnnnn"

okay, i'm done with the quotes.

raining today has been pretty. it's been nice spending a quiet day with scoot, just chillin' out and watching movies and stuff. gonna have radtacular chicken pasta for dinner, and possibly get videos. hooray for everything.

got a house inspection on tuesday, so we'll probably spend the next few days on a cleaning frenzy. it's a good excuse for me to go nuts on cleaning the bathroom.




i miss my puppy.
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[25 Mar 2005|05:59pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

this afternoon, at roughly 3pm, my parents put our dog, Myles, to sleep. he had incurable cancer in his right shoulder, and was in alot of pain. a mobile vet went out to our house (my mum's place in mandurah) and gave him the injection while my mum and my dad were patting and cuddling him in his basket.

back in mid-2000, when i was initially living with my parents in mandurah, i had the worst flu on record. over a month of bed rest. at the same time, Myles had gotten into a fight with a local golden retriever, and had not only hurt his ear and leg, and damaged his ego pretty bad too. we spent almost a month together, cuddling in bed, watching Buffy, eating take away food and attempting to get better. it was the best month spent in bed ever.

in July 1996, i was awoken by my stepdad, explaining he had found a place to purchase a pure-bred dog, for $50. the catch? we had to drive about 3 hours inland to go get him. our family got dressed and headed off on our journey, at about 9am. after getting lost about an hour into the drive, we arrived at our destination 6 hours later. we were directed to a small pen, housing about 6 small American Staffi puppies. five of them were playing noisily, jumping around and barking. however, a very small, runty puppy was cuddled in the corner, snoring adorably in his sleep. that was the dog we were to take home. i picked him up and, without warning, he yawned in my face and gently placed his paws on my cheeks. from that moment, we knew we had found a very special pet. he was named Myles by my stepdad, who decided that after driving miles to get him, it was the only name that seemed appropriate.

to say i'm upset is an understatement. we've had many pets over the years... dogs, cats, fish, bunnies. but no other pet has meant as much to me, and to my family, as Myles did. he was a dog that loved the ladies, loved late-night tv, and always sat on your feet so his nads didnt get cold on the floor.

i love you boy. i hope in puppy heaven you get the all the hot sexy bitches you could ever want, and all the belly scratches you could handle.

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back online and feelin' fine. [24 Mar 2005|04:58pm]
[ mood | grumpy ]

got the internerd reconnected today, which is rad. huzzah for winning battles.

had work. came home. went online. very eventful day indeed.

now i'm going to watch m*a*s*h.

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as requested by scoot... [21 Mar 2005|09:17pm]
[ mood | emo ]

several ben photos.

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[21 Mar 2005|09:06pm]
You nodded off in my arms watching TV
I won't move you an inch even though my arm's asleep


best. line. ever.

ben folds = awesome.
Here's how my April is shaping up. If anyone has decent ideas on how to celebrate my birthday, I'd love to hear them.

April 7th - Bright Eyes
April 11th - Songs for Silverman & the WAEA Remaster released.
April 18th - start new job
April 25th - 20th Birthday
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[21 Mar 2005|03:57pm]
--> slept in on sunday. drove down here (to ma's) on sunday afternoon. ate pizza, drank vodka. had a massage from my ma that was so painful it made me cry.

--> woke up this morning, chatted with my aunty belinda. also chatted with my aunty coral. had coffee. hung around, muchos lazy. showered, dressed, went to random pub for drinks. coopers sparkling ale = awesome, as always. missing south australia. chicken treat on forshore. back home for more vodka.

good news #1: GOT A JOB AT BANK WEST. FUCKING BOOYAH, WHORES!

good news #2: IT'S ONLY JUST 4PM, AND I'M ALREADY ON THE SIDE OF INTOXICATED. HOORAY FER ME!
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[16 Mar 2005|02:39pm]
so, big update needed. here we go.

* i caught up with phil on friday during the day. we went shopping. dada's proved to be fun, as did photos of pirates. friday night, i picked up jerry from the hairport, and then we went home to sleep.
* saturday, we did pretty much nothing. we're horrible hosts. iron chef + rockwiz were watched and enjoyed, however. neato.
* sunday, spent most of the day just chillin' out. picked up phil in the afternoon, jen ventured over to our apartment (the home where i hide), and we set off for ben + waso. got there at about 4pm. got to jump the line upon seeing ali + lea. had to hold back from making sweet love to ali. doors opened at 5pm, and phil + jerry ran and grabbed us an excellent position (stage right, front row). right near the cello section, and with a perfect view of mr ben. got many-a-pictures, can be viewed here. enjoyed what was, without doubt, the best ben gig ever experienced. got maccas on the way home. phil crashed at our house.
* monday = adventures in the city. phil & jerry bought hats. lunch was enjoyed. i indulged in a long forgotten tradition... sticking 5c in a pickle and spelling out "tip -->" with fries on the HJs table. oh yes, the methogods were smiling on me that day.
* tuesday = fremantle. dufus, pongee, mills, good sammy, cd library... all stops were taken and enjoyed. oh how i wish i had cash.
* wednesday, the guys went to the zoo and perved on school girls. i stayed at home and watched "say anything". wednesday night, we took jerry to the hairport.
* today, today. st patricks. going to have drinks with the irish kids when scott finishes. phils going to amps tonight but i dont think i can afford to go. so, home i shall be, with a beer and the kids from 'lost'
to keep me company.
* tomorrow: hang with my ma, aunty coral, aunty belinda. interview for bank west at 2:30pm.
* saturday: phil leaves. end of an era.
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[13 Mar 2005|02:13pm]
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Ben Folds + WASO = fucking awesome.

Going to go continue to shop with MY eastern states kids.

Muchos love to all. Hopefully we'll be back soon.
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bitchez ain't shit. [06 Mar 2005|06:01pm]
don't download at work. and young kids, don't let your parents hear.

http://www.sonymusic.com/clips/selection/fu/071897/071897_01_01_full_100.asx

this makes me love mr folds even more.
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21 things that are great. [06 Mar 2005|05:42pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

1. powerade. i realise it's pretty much all sugar but boyhowdy, this is the non-cola drink for me.
2. damien rice. tho the fact that he's "dating" renee zelleweger makes me a tad sad. what a poor choice, prospective-partner wise. she's a nutjob.
3. iron chef. turnip battles = funny and informative.
4. holidays next week!
5. jerry flies in on friday!
6. ben + waso on sunday!
7. phil!
8. football (aka soccer) with the irish kids at burswood. yaay norwich!
9. lost. what an awesome show. it's filling the buffy void, for now.
10. veada had her baby! and her name is jayne :)
11. having dreams about batman begins. i am teh excited, yo.
12. my car. it's still the best thing around.
13. my mum. what a super lady.
14. bad telemovies starring tony danza as a garbage man who happens to be an amazing football player. the best part was when the coach learnt a valuable lesson.
15. the life aquatic. bowie songs in portugese = fucking awesome.
16. the scissor sisters. those boys + girl make me happy in the pants.
17. the prospect of a shiny new job that i wont hate.
18. my birthday in just over six weeks. i am scared of being 20.
19. cuddle from my mum's kittens. so cute.
20. new hair soonish.
21. scott. so so pretty, so so lovely. <3

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Today, Today. [28 Feb 2005|06:21pm]
Woke up. Had shower. Talked to mum.
Went to shops. Had sammich. Got bough two Bonds singies, toothpaste (thats the kind of thing my mum buys). Went to aunty hayley's. Enjoyed beer. Came home. Logged onto internet.

Now = dinner time.
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Oh, here we go again... [27 Feb 2005|02:00pm]
Dear B Digital,
What's that? Cut off our internet connection WITHOUT sending us a bill, or any indication that my direct debit payments arent going thru? Bite me, assholes! You go to hell and you die.
Love,
- NJ


I'm currently at my mum's, just for the night. Been here just under two hours, and already I've had my car washed for me, and my lunch prepared for me. Ah yes. Parents are neato.

Saw Constantine last night. I'm not sure wether I'm "yay" or "ney" for it. I mean, it was an enjoyable film as far as "god vs satan + the guy inbetween" movies go, and there were some cool little touches and stuff (such as John calling the devil, 'Lou'), but yeah. Keanu Reeves just lacks any kind of charisma or definable personality, and it's hard to really be gunning for a protagonist like that. But it passed some time, none the less, and the effects were decent enough.

Anyway. Off I go again.
Obviously, if you read my above bitch, our internet has been disconnected at home and will be indefinately (or until I get this mess sorted out). So expect alot fewer updates.

<3 to you all.
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